In class today, my AP Lit teacher was talking about how black guys apparently have big penises. She’s weird.
Finished UC and CSU applications
The end of Phillip Khim
Phillip: and he might inject my shoulder with steroids (wtf) to get my muscle calm / growing
and i was like.. o_o. i don't want my penis to shrink, dude
Me: i believe that will be illegal for season
Phillip: LMAO omg i just thought about the legality of that
I think I work better when I'm under the pressure...
So, maybe I’ll just do all of this homework tomorrow.
rooooffflllll. ps, i was just kidding
phillip: LOL black boys can't be nice
they only steal
Q_Q IF STEALING MY HEART COUNTS THEN I GUESS HE IS BLACK.
phillip: kelly saw hp7
eric: is that a computer?
harry potter 7
I see your name and I get pissed off.
nare-bear: For some reason, seeing anything affiliated with who you are bothers me.
me: i got the hpv virus today. that shit HURT
me: i was not expecting that
me: OH WAIT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT
the hpv vaccine hurtsssss
Went to Brea Mall and Cerritos mall with Eric, Lizzy, and her cousin, made good memories, bought jeans, ate sushi. funnnnn dayyyyy :)
I popped this pimple on my shoulder
and it squirted in my eye. I did NOT see that cumming.
It seems like whenever me and my family go out to eat together, something dumb comes up and kinda ruins everything. It’s so stupid. Anyway, I’m thankful for my family and friends for being awesome :).
Cerritos mall with Eric and Jenny. i’m saving my money for black friday, though. p.s. lol Beachwooorrkkss ;D
Me: Have you seen My Neighbor Totoro?
Jenny: Is he cute?
This break I am going to...
Finish reading Ethan Frome Finish CSU apps Finish UC apps Do personal statements Get anatomy paper done Do calculus homework Study for ap government test Which probably means I shouldn’t go out, but… i will, just today.
Even though you were my cousin, I’ve never met you because you lived in Cambodia. You were my age and it’s terrible that I will never get the chance to see you. My best wishes go out to my aunt and her family.
denisie replied to your post: Fall Rally, D13S HEHEHEHE, i purposely avoided the picture x] LOL.. :O why?
Fall Rally, D13S
Okay, this was my first time going to Fall Rally. It was pretty fun, except there were a bunch of rude little high schoolers, and not many of us even knew the Key Club cheer until the bus ride back to Wilson >_>. A lot of us were confused during the rally too… I didn’t really get what was happening, I just kept hitting my blow sticks together. The rain was nice though.
brittanieeezy: WOOOHOOO, gotta go memorize 206 bones. OH YEAH! haaay, I just took the skeletal system test today
I accidentally didn’t turn the stove off all the way, so the house has been getting filled with gas for like 8 hours x_x.
antrelune: Pachelbel Canon D
I don’t know what my aspirations are ):
You can go suck one.
Okay, you told Kelly that I can go to your party, but apparently you didn’t want me there because you started talking shit about everyone via a Facebook note and tagged us in there. And it wasn’t Timothy’s fault that he used your private bathroom (lol), someone told him the bathroom was that way. You don’t have to be such a fucking bitch about us not getting you some...
calc test = bombed. literature presentations = bombed Orchestra concert = amazing, especially Jeff’s solo. It practically blew everyone away and he received a standing ovation. it was eargasmic
mali-cious: ayosteezekid: kimmychau: publicnightmares: -ivegotacrushonyou: jackalltimelow: justjylene: this man is a genius yeah. he’s my hero. he is so quality. A+ He is a legend :) This man will never understand how much I love him. OHHH HOT DAMN, THIS IS MY JAMMM. My hero. i honestly can’t listen to fireworks anymore without laughing because of this dude. LOL.
Oh omg phillip
…today I met.. or well heard a typical black womans.
My dad and me were at jack in the box before we went to LBCC and we were eating tacos 8D in the parking lot and the window was down cause it was hot
and so this car pulls up to us and the windows in that car was also down
AND THEN I hear a black womans voice and she was like
IDK WHY SHE BE TELLIN ME TO TAKE MY WEAVE OFF BEFORE I GO SHOWER, I TAKE IT OFF AFTA. WHY? BECAUSE ITS EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE IT OFF.
THAT GIRL BE WEARIN HER WEAVE WITH A PONY TAIL. GIRL, YOURE SUPPOSE TO BLEND THAT PONYTAIL INTO IT, NOT MAKE IT OBVIOUS.
and then I hear a kid crying from the car
and then I hear that lady go
SHUT UP, NO ONE BE CARIN ABOUT YOU
IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IMMA SLAP YOU
ok so .. I guess she noticed that .. we were there? and her window was down, so you know what she does? She rolls up the window and continues yellin.
In my mind I was just like... I can still hear it.
because that bic was pretty loud.
yea that was kinda it, it made me want to be a social worker and take her kid away, like in the SIMS when you dont take care of your kid properly
they’re finally over with. i hoped i beat my previous score
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